Scott Kannberg (Pavement’s rhythm guitarist) rolled his voice into the microphone, “We’re Pavement, back from the dead,” to thousands of people gathered in the middle of an otherwise dead-dry Californian desert. That was one year ago. This year, even more people (if 75000 folks from 2012 was any less) are heading over to the dance and music magnet.
Blur, The Stone Roses, Lou Reed, Phoenix and Red Hot Chili Peppers are among the big acts hitting the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California for the annual Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. It’s like giving the term “weekend getaway” a whole new meaning! Founded by Paul Tollett, organized by Goldenvoice, the Coachellafest certainly has come a very long way.
We have created the ultimate guide to the Coachella Music and Arts festival. The only guide you will need!

Coachella
The time and place: when: April 12-14 and April 19-21 | where: Empire Polo Club in Indio, California
We are here for the music
3 best headliners not to miss out on
We all know about Red Hot Chili Peppers and Blur. For some, it would be a crime to miss out on those. But cut out some time for the Stone Roses. While they are not as well-known as Blur, this Manchester based British foursome led by vocalist Ian Brown and guitarist John Squire have been around ever since their 1989 debut.
These folks are the undisputed pioneers of the Madchester movement combining alternative, garage rock, and sometimes even punk and soul with psychedelic dance elements. A slew of issues saw their breakup but now they are back!

The Stone Roses
Watch out for the Phoenix: Europe’s calling! The Phoenix rises from Versailles, France and this sextet walked the path to popular acclaim through their catchy pop tunes like “Lisztomania” and “1901″ that featured some interesting garage-rock influences. Phoenix comes with fans such as the legendary Daft Punk and filmmaker Sofia Coppola.
I am a sucker for uber cool band names. Yeah Yeah Yeahs is a rare female-fronted act getting some well earned stage time. Lovely Karen O and her Siouxsie and the Banshees are known to set stages on fire. Among their popular hits are “Maps” and “Gold Lion,” and a new album “Mosquito” is set to launch on April 16. Maybe you can catch a preview at Coachella!

Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The coolest non-headliner acts
Arguably, this is the century of Indie performers all over. So apart from the headliners, there’s going to be a lot more to watch out for.
For instance, the Wu-Tang Clan. Heavyweight members like Raekwon and Ghostface Killah are seen often enough at gigs around the country. But it’s not so common to see the entire band together in all its glory – something for all you hip-hop heads.
The indie world has been waiting for the reunion of The Postal Service for quite some time now. Finally, the Ben Gibbard-Jimmy Tamborello reunion will come to pass at Coachella’s Saturday night lineup. While there might not be a new album on the offer, rest assured to hear classics from albums like the 2003 “Give Up”.

The Postal Service
How to get yourself in
Tickets and passes
Going, going, gone! Last year it took a bit over three days. This time around, it was even lesser: as big as this festival gets, Coachella 2013 is officially sold out. Tickets were for the 1st weekend sold out in record 20 minutes. 2nd Weekend passes were still around the rest of the day of launch and till next morning. Coachella tweeted the below photo within 2 days of it’s tickets going on sale:

2013-01-30-soldout
You can still get your hands on the tickets! E-commerce to the rescue: As it always goes, there are places where you’ll still be able to get your hands on some of strangling passes, albeit at bloated up prices. Tickets are still on sale on craiglist and ebay. Try this custom search or this for craiglist. And ebay’s listings are here. Beware of the authenticity though and always try collecting in person. Prices are floating around $350 to $500 per ticket. Looking around, we even found camping and car parking passes on sale.

Coachella Passes 2013
Reaching Coachella – what works for you
Flying yourself in
Nearest airports are Palm Springs (23.3 miles, takes about 30 mins along I-10 W), Los Angeles (146 miles, takes 2 hours 30 mins along I-10 W and CA-60 W), San Diego (165 miles, about 2 hours 40 mins through I-10 W and I-15 S).
The two other major airports are San Francisco (503 miles, usually takes about 7 hours 30 mins along I-5 N) and Las Vegas (251 miles and a good 4 hours 20 mins drive along the CA-62 E/Twentynine Palms Highway.
Even though technically Palms Springs is the closest airport, it almost always connects from either Los Angeles or San Diego. This jumps the price and the time. Best advice is to fly into San Diego (most straightforward) or Los Angeles for international flights.
Make it a roadtrip
Roadtrips have this unique ability of adding glamour and fun to any kind of trip. And it only gets even better if the destination is the year’s biggest music fest. It does not have to be a cross-country affair (totally cool if it is, though!). You can do the drab options till you reach any of the closest points of civilization – Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, Palm Springs or Las Vegas! It’s like living wild-wild west while you drive through Arizona and California.
Make sure you do not go for an RV though, specially if you have yourself an on-site camp pass. Those romantic vehicles are out of bounds from the festival premises. If you have a hotel or even better, a holiday rental booked (read further below for some great options), go for it!

Nathalia Median, Dominican designer and stylist on the roadtrip to Coachella
The official directions are:
From Los Angeles – Interstate 10 East towards Palm Springs. Pass Highway 111. Exit 10 at Jefferson Street or continue on and exit at Monroe Street. Travel South. Traffic personnel and/or signs will direct cars to the Empire Polo Club, and event parking & camping. Please carefully obey all signage and staff directions.
From San Francisco – Interstate 5 South to the 10 East or take the 101 South to the 10 East. Exit 10 at Jefferson Street or continue on and exit at Monroe Street. Travel South. Traffic personnel and/or signs will direct cars to the Empire Polo Club, and event parking & camping. Please carefully obey all signage and staff directions.
From San Diego – Interstate 15 North to the 215 North to the 60 East to the 10 East. Exit 10 at Jefferson Street or continue on and exit at Monroe Street. Traffic personnel will direct cars to the Empire Polo Club, and event parking & camping. Please carefully obey all signage and staff directions.
From Las Vegas – Interstate 15 South to the Interstate 10 East. Take 10 east towards Palm Springs. Pass Highway 111. Exit 10 at Jefferson Street or continue on and exit at Monroe Street. Travel South. Traffic personnel and/or signs will direct cars to the Empire Polo Club, and event parking & camping. Please carefully obey all signage and staff directions.
From Arizona – Interstate 10 West towards Palm Springs. Exit 10 west at Jackson Street. Turn left at the stop sign, and follow the Festival Parking signs to the event parking lots. Please carefully obey all signage and staff directions.

Driving to Coachella
Beware of the traffic!
Needless to say, traffic is going to be a nightmare unless you get there really early, like from early morning to around 2 pm. Be prepared to sit a while in the car.
A significant majority of the visitors arrive between 3 pm to 7 pm so try to beat those times. What you will be missing out on is the particularly beautiful desert sunset over the valley. As Hollywood culture goes, it will be around this time that all the good bands start playing.
Make sure you have enough gas pumped in as it often takes almost an hour or more just to get through that last mile.
It never hurts to be prepared. LocalConditions.com gives a very in-depth and live view of the traffic congestion in the area. Head over here for it.

Coachella Traffic
Doing it Coachella way – the CARPOOLCHELLA
It is one of those times when a smaller subculture develops within a bigger one. Like beads in Mardi Gras. The management since the last few editions has been trying hard to inspire more folks to carpool in order to reduce congestion and be lighter on the environment. And it’s not doing badly at all! Together with Global Inheritance, the concept of carpoolchella was started in 2007.
There are some prizes to win as well : “VIP for life” passes, an “all access guest” pass, VIP wristband upgrades. $50 worth merchandise, and more.

Carpoolchella
Participation is simple enough: write the word “CARPOOLCHELLA” on a 8×11 piece of paper (or larger) and paste it on your car where it will be easily visible.
Or, get as creative as you can get, be easy to spot. Take a print of carpoolchella.pdf and place on the dash. Do any of these and make sure you arrive at the festival anytime over the weekend before 2pm on Sunday.
Over the weekend, starting Thursday through Sunday, a “secret spotter” will be out at the parking and camping entrances watching people drive in.
“At random times, random cars with 4 or more people with a CARPOOLCHELLA on their dash or written on their car will be approached for questioning and might possibly win a VIP ticket/pass for life starting in 2014 or one of the other prizes drawn randomly (listed above).”
The fine print on the official rules and regulations can be found here. Need some inspiration?

carpoolchella
Please Note: Absolutely NO PEDESTRIANS will be allowed on Monroe Street between Avenue 49 and Avenue 52 or on Madison between Avenue 50 and 52. There will be NO FESTIVAL ACCESS for pedestrians on Monroe Street.
If you are not driving all the way down from your backyard, chances are that you’ll need a car rental service. We looked up some pretty nice deals. From San Diego: Dollar and Thrifty rentals for $18 per day. From Los Angeles: Advantage at $21 per day.
Alternatively, Avis and Budget Car Rentals are offering Coachella fans special discounts for their car rental needs. These special discounts are good from one week before to one week after the event. Go here for Avis and here for Budget.
Fun is in the sharing: It’s basically carpooling with a twist. Hop in with other festival goers and “get the party started before you even reach the gates!” On Zimride, you can post your trip details and sell the empty seats in your car. Or do it the other way round, by buying empty seats for yourself. Check out the Zimride event page.

Zimride Coachella
Where to sleep in
Go Camping
There is a lot of ambiguity surrounding the feasibility of camping in Coachella. You will find numerous one-liner or half blog posts on the best practices, horror stories or the mad party scene that you will be right in the center of. However, all those views make the prospect pretty confusing for first timers.
Let us be honest. Camping can be pretty rough. But only if you are not prepared or well informed. Before we tell you about the logistics, let’s take a look at an essential survival guide.

Coachella Camping Scene
The survival guide:
Manage your own ice: The heat is going to be cracking down on you. And ice packs are not given free. From what we found, while most overlook this detail, folks landup buying ice packs multiple times over the day. And it is not just the price. It is also the availability of the packs and the long lines at the boots that become an issue. Get an ice-chest and fill it up in the morning from a store.

The Coachella water dance
Get your sleep: Pretty basic? Think again. It’s not easy to get an slumber when people around you are partying. And if you keep up too late, rest assured you can’t sleep late. The desert sun rises early and that means, so does the heat. 6 AM and you will be on your toes.
Pack your shower clothes: The onsite camps are known to have a pretty good water recycling system and good showers. However, expect the cubicles to be always wet and getting out of multiple layers to wear them back again is not an inviting prospect. Get simple overalls that you can quickly step out of.

Coachella water queue
Carry empty bottles to the shower: The water refill stations are usually close to the shower sites. Go along with a friend. One of you stand in the water lines while the other takes a bath. Interchange. Kill two birds. One stone. You know the drill.
Slots for camping next to your car are sold out. “Companion Car Parking” slots are still on – lets you parking overnight at $30 per slot. Details are over here.
The best thing about camping at Coachella, is that you are there, right at the venue; no long walks, or being stuck in traffic.

Coachella Camps
The next option is camping at Lake Eldorado. In the official words:
This campsite offers ready to go camping surrounding the serene setting of the redeveloped Lake Eldorado. Enjoy Coachella with flair as your party is ready to start the moment you step onto the park-like scenery of your own private access camping community.
The 2 person tee pee tents are all sold out. The 4 person tents are still on sale, at $3400 (tent + festival pass) and $5200 (tent + VIP festival pass) per tents. Get them here.

Views from the camps
If you are into luxury, there’s more – essentially, camping for people who aren’t campers! Called the Safari Tents.
Exclusive secluded area includes offsite private check-in, fully furnished Shakir style tents w/air conditioning, access to restrooms & showers, free adjacent private parking lot, gear drop off area, breakfast/late night snacks, onsite concierge, dedicated security/secure fence lines, outdoor chairs, shade tents, outdoor lighting, games and more. Choose 1 or 2 Queen Beds or as a Lounge with ample seating.
At $6500 for 2 people. More information and bookings can be found here.

The Safari Tents
About hotels and renting vacation homes
For hotels, Coachella does not give too many options. Needless to say, prices are going to be bloated up and availability is always going to be a problem. It is not advisable to drive down there without either an onsite camping slot or hotel booked. The Coachella website has enlisted a huge number of hotels with website links and contact numbers.
However, most of the hotels are actually in Palm Springs – the closest resort town. If you need help picking and budget is what you are aiming for, try Palm Tee Hotel (Tel.: 760-327-1293 | 1590 E Palm Canyon Dr, Palm Springs) about 25 miles away and comes at about $50 per night.
There’s also Palm Canyon Resort (Tel.: 760-866-1800 | 2800 South Palm Canyon Drive, Palm Springs) which comes well recommended – $75 per night on an average, is located 25 miles away.
If you traveling with friends (chances are that you are), we recommend vacation homes. Less expensive when compared to amenities and for the duration of the festival, and closer to the venue.
For budget, we found a cozy option at Avenida Juarez, La Quinta (just 10 miles from the venue) with some great reviews. The place has character and even a pool to boot. Go here. $100 per night.
Budget not an issue? Try Warm Sands Ultimate Private Retreat. $399 per night but sleeps as many as 6 people in 3 bedrooms. Has a spectacular pool, comes with rave reviews. A bit far though, 26 miles from venue (takes about 35 minutes of driving). Details and bookings here.

Warm Sands Ultimate Private Retreat
Where to Eat
While you are on your way, specially along Highway 111 from Palm Springs to Indio, you will find numerous places where you can grab a bite or even a full sized meal. Apart from the local options there are chain choices as well like McDonald’s, Jack in the Box, Del Taco, etc. Quite a few of the local grocery outlets have deli counters. Particularly great for made-to-order sandwiches. Remember though, that you cannot carry outside food into the festival arena. You can bring it to your campsite.
There will be many food vendors on the festival site, as well as a buffet in the campsite, water will be sold and be available in bottles and at drinking fountains. While no liquor is allowed into the arena, if you are of the legal drinking age you can take one case of beer into the festival.

Coachella food vendors
The best places to eat Out
Our recommendation, try Taqueria Guerrero (Tel.: 760-775-9020 | 83103 Avenue 48, Coachella) for some good tacos and other Mexican fare. There’s Andy’s Burgers Shakes & Fries (Tel.: 4-760-398-2933 | 9950 Us Highway 111) for the best desert burgers.
For some heavier and more serious eating, go for JEM Steakhouse (Tel.: 760-775-5566) at Dillon Road, 46-200 Harrison Place, Coachella. Fabulous steaks and great wine list. Try the filet mignon.
Vegan or vegetarian alternatives
I am afraid, best picks are in Palm Springs. Make sure to pack before leaving town for the festival. There Nature’s Health Food and Cafe (Tel.: 760-323-9487 | 555 S Sunrise Way, Ste 301, Ramon Rd) – mainly a cafe with organic juice bar and organic coffee espresso bar but much more too.
Another good option in Palm Greens Cafe (Tel.: 760-864-9900 | 611 S Palm Canyon Dr 6, between Dunes and Ramon, Palm Springs). Serves meat but has vegetarian options too. Large vegetarian menu, juices and smoothies, soups, sandwiches, hot meals and party platters.

Nature’s Health Food and Cafe
What else is there to do
The festival takes place only on the two weekends. If you are driving down from a decent distance, chances are that you will stay the week there. If pool-side does not sound good enough to cover the day, there are a few picks that can be visited.
Local Fare: Head over to the Certified Farmers Market (Tel.:760-898-5250 | 78100 Main Street . La Quinta). Check out the local life and vendors selling produce and fruit from local farmers along with cut flowers, herbs, bread and cheese, among other good things. A lovely sight in the Old Town La Quinta.

Dining at the Certified Market
The Street Colours: Must visit is the College of the Desert Street Fair (Tel.: 760-568-9921 | 43-500 Monterey Avenue, Palm Desert) – a weekend open-air street fair sponsored by the local college’s alumni association. Sells arts and crafts in the courtyard, has a farmer’s market, clothing, accessories, jewelry, antiques and has refreshment booths.
If you have kids along: There’s the Children’s Discovery Museum of the Desert (Tel.: 760-321-0602 | 71-701 Gerald Ford Drive, Rancho Mirage) – nice, inventive and interactive exhibits and programs, the Museum houses 50 hands-on exhibits including a rope maze, rock climbing and a gravity ball fall.
Active pursuits: Joshua Tree National Park (Tel.:760-366-3448 | 6554 Park Blvd, Joshua Tree) has over one million acres of spectacular Mojave and Colorado desert landscape provide dramatic views plus hiking, rock climbing, picnicking and great opportunities for photography.

Joshua Tree National Park
For some casinos, shopping and nightlife
Fantasy casinos: Fantasy Springs Resort Casino (Tel.: 800-827-2946 | 84-245 Indio Springs Parkway, Indio) – Vegas-style casino with big-name entertainment, a variety of cafes and restaurants plus Fantasy Lanes with its 24 state-of-the-art bowling lanes, arcade and sports lounge for family fun. Alternatively, there’s Spotlight 29 Casino (Tel.: 760-775-556646-200 | Harrison Place, Coachella) – all your favorite casino games, from slots to tables, restaurants and special events.
A great way to move: Palm Springs Aerial Tramway (Tel.: 760-325-1449 | One Tramway Road . Palm Springs) – world’s largest rotating tramcar gives a spectacular 360 degree view of the valley floor and surrounding area as you travel to the 8,516 feet high Mountain Station.
Shopping: Desert Hills Premium Outlets (Tel.: 951-849-5018 | 48400 Seminole Drive, Cabazon). Take a pick - Gucci, Salvatore Ferragamo, Versace, Giorgio Armani, Escada. Over 130 outlet stores featuring an impressive collection of the world’s leading designers and brand names, usually offering offs of 25% to 65% every day.

Desert Hills Premium Outlets
Last minute checklist and some resources
You can still win VIP Passes: Sony Entertainment has launched a couple of contests. One is over, the othe still has time. Dress up as your favorite Playstation character and Instagram using the tags #PlayStationFan and #CoachellaVIP. The best one will win two VIP passes to Coachella. Starts March 18 to March 29th.
- Map out the bands: Before the festival begins. Get a bearing of what is happening where and when, so that you don’t miss out on the seeing the bands that you love. Line up has been around for a while now.
- Cell phone reception: Cell phone services are know to be terrible so plan ahead. On any given day, there’s usually over a 100,000 people packed together resulting very shoddy cell service. Make plans to meet up at a landmark in case you get separated.
- ATMs and money: Although ATM’s will be stationed all over the venue, if you want to avoid the line and fees, bring along a decent amount of cash but make sure to stash it somewhere safe.
- Have lots of water: Coachella Valley can get scorching hot. If you’re camping you’re going to be living right in the center of the heat for 3 days. Drink loads of water.
- Nights will be cold: The days will be very hot, but as any desert goes, the nights will be equally cold. Don’t overpack or overdress though. Make sure you have a decent sleeping bag.

And the Golden Rule:
We will keep updating this guide as and when new information comes up. We’ll also try to pool in veterans and regulars and share their insights with you. So keep in touch! The golden rule is simple: have fun, stay hydrated and safe!
A couple of cool resources to check out:

Coachella 07: An Unearthly Visitor
Index to the Guide:
1. Entrance and Participation
a. Tickets and passes
2. Getting There
a. Flying in
b. Driving Directions
c. Traffic
d. 2013 CARPOOLCHELLA
e. Car Rentals
3. Where to stay
a. Camping
b. Hotels and Apartment Rentals
4. Where to Eat
a. On-site vendors and buffet
b. Eating Out
c. Vegan or vegetarian
5. What else to do
a. To See
b. Casinos, Shopping and Nightlife
6. Checklist and Other Resources
7. The Golden Rule

News Update: 26th April
Coachella saw a fantastic attendance since we wrote this post. If anything, the festival literally, rocked it’s way to music lovers. However, Coachella can give you a nasty bout of performance anxiety as Jimmy Kimmel showed.
Jimmy Kimmel Live ran this remarkable segment where he interviewed Coachella attendees about bands that do not, in fact, exist. Unfazed and bent on proving that they were really “in”, these folks sure had some strong and “informed” opinions. To quote, ” (they knew) about the great “energy” of The Chelsea Clintons, and the album DJ Cornmeal, which one guy claims he used to play all the time at his community radio show.” Check it for yourself:
While we can’t vouch for the video’s authenticity, at least, even if it were not true, it sure must have taken a lot of effort and takes to make this!